330/365

This dog lives down the street - he's cute, right? WRONG - he's an asshole.

But how can a dog be an asshole? By being phenomenally unfriendly, by chasing kids down the street, by crapping on my lawn all the time, by attacking any other dog walking down the street and by having asshole owners who are incapable of keeping the little thing contained in their backyard (seriously, the dog is barely more than a foot tall, he can't possibly be jumping the fence, how hard is it to keep your dog on your property?).

Also, he was responsible for me being locked out of my house once.